Thursday, June 24, 2010
Monday, June 21, 2010
Friday, May 28, 2010
We’ve all had moments where we’ve misheard someone and thought they’ve said something completely different from what they have actually said. Mostly it’s comical; I think they’ve asked a question and I respond with the answer, to which they reply that they just said the exact same thing.
Sometimes, however, it can pose a problem. If you think they’ve said something rude you might overact, and unjustly.
Here’s an example.
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Think about it, dreams transport the sleeper to wild, strange and exotic places on a nightly basis. The bonus is they’re free.
If you want to visit a particular place, watch a documentary on it right before bedtime and hopefully your brain will plant you in the middle of the destination during your shut eye.
Then you can have an adventure like mine in New Zealand.
I flew a helicopter across the tops of snow-covered mountains. We swept back and forth and I almost felt as though I were a bird, flying over the expanses and plains.
Oh, wait. I’ve never actually been to New Zealand. I’d just been watching Lord of the Rings.
Friday, May 14, 2010
Sunday, May 9, 2010
“I need to travel as much as I can now!” The words keep spilling out of me, rushing towards anyone foolish enough to be near me. “I need to catch lots of planes within the next few years because, before we know it, petrol will have run out and then we won’t be able to catch any more planes!”
You can imagine peoples’ reactions.
I just don’t want to be paying ridiculous sums of money for plane trips in years to come when petrol is scant. So watch out everyone, you’ll regret not having caught that plane to Albuquerque in 2010 because you thought you’d wait a few years and then the price was jacked up to a gazillion dollars.